We were at the grocery store yesterday. I was my usual tired and getting flustered because hubby was talking in his soft voice. A tone which my ears cannot detect. I had asked him if we had any black pepper at home. After 3 times of not hearing his answer, I asked again, thoroughly frustrated. Unfortunately, it came out as: “Do we have any black pekker at home?” I’m not even going to type his response.
All I could do was laugh. Unfortunately there was another shopper just in front of me as I said it. I’m glad all I got from him was a snicker.