Okay, those of you that are under age – just pass on this post.
So – Now that that disclaimer is out of the way –
I was driving home and I realized that my pants were tight. How did I know – well, our car’s suspension isn’t good and the car was oscillating on the highway. So much that my tight pants were rubbing along my no-no place … let’s just say it was a very interesting drive home.
To those of you that were eating or drinking – I apologize if you choked. But … I need to lose weight … or do I?!?!?!?!
You did what? 
And thus began Dobegil’s journey down the long, dark path to becoming an x-rated blogger… 😉
Hahahahaha – sometimes one has to shake it up a bit!!